I have seen these 9 "woman's statements" before, and I actually find them quite true. I'm going to add some stuff to them though...
(1). FINE This is a word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to SHUT UP!
I want to add here that sometimes we say "I'm Fine" when asked "are you okay" and almost always we are never "fine", we mean "leave me the fuck alone you've made me angry!"
(2). FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed this means half an hour. 5 minutes is only ever 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes more to watch the game before helping around the house.
This isn't true for all woman, I don't take that long to get ready, so this one more goes towards the woman, rathen than woman in general.
(3). NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes and be worried. Arguments that begin with nothing usually ends in fine. (go back to No.#1 for fine)
This is basically true I'd day...although sometimes nothing really is wrong it all goes towards HOW we say it...if it's casual and we don't seem like anything wrong, don't prode, or you WILL have a problem.
(4). GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!
Very true, I would say... go ahead is how we say "do you want to see what happens if you do it?"...just don't unless you want to start a fight.
(5). LOUD SIGH This isn't actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks that you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with u about nothing.(refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).
Eye rolling typically goes along with this...never ask why we are rolling our eyes, cuz typically it means we think you are stupid and wonder why we waste our time...and asking why we are rolling out eyes or sighing just pisses us off!
(6). THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements, a woman can make to a man. THATS OKAY means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.
Ever wonder what a good response is? When we say "Alright" or "Yup"...any other response to a question typically means NO!
(7). THANKS A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. Unless it's said 'THANKS ALOT' - that is Pure Sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT SAY 'YOUR WELCOME'... That will bring on a WHATEVER.
And never ask "thanks for what" it pisses us off!
(8). WHATEVER Is a woman's way of saying, FUCK YOU!
I have nothing to add...that's just plain true...
(9). DONT WORRY ABOUT IT Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "Whats wrong?'' For the woman's response refer back to # 3.
True, if you don't want us cranky, just DO IT!
Alright hope you liked it
And any men out there..BEWARE!
Nessie <3
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